I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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