is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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