i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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