i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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