: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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