Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my shit smells like andre
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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