sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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