We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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