A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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