This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
His nipple licking is glorious
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