Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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