Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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