They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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