Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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