Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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