I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize