I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the day after is always just damage control
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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