no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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