Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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