Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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