It's Friday. Sex?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
