Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
NoShamevember. You game?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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