butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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