Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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