sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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