YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My liver just had a heart attack.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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