I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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