So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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