That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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