3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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