Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I am midnight drunk by noon
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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