he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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