Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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