Whod you bang
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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