I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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