please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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