Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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