why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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