i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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