with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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