do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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