Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We have so much sex to catch up on
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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