i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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