guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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