I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do vagina's smell?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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