How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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