I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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