Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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