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He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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