kristin has been a bad kristin
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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